Am still feeling like absolute crap. Also am v.disappointed as bottom is now resembling two over-inflated balloons stuffed into well fitting pants....sigh.

Due to hormonal abnormalities I will now recommence using my old site Aussie Mama.

Pregnancy is a time for joy and beauty, it's a time when life is wonderous and magic......but not for me...I am really struggling with morning sickness, some days I can barely keep down all my expensive chocolate. I cannot read more than five lines of writing, (one on the computer) without my head spinning and my stomach churning. For this reason I won't be posting for a while...I might add something from time to time....nausea permitting. I'll try to pick up again when the sickness eases.....Until then...

Am not enjoying being pregnant as am subject to bouts of nausea, unreasonable grumpiness and fat bottom. Also... hate husband....hate argumentitive teenagers.....hate smell of McDonalds as have to pass every day enroute to buy chocolate......Hate fat bottom too..

Where have all the firemen gone......haven't seen my hunky fire officer for ages, probably because I am a chocolate addicted, washed out ex-alcoholic.......

Anyway, in answer to some questions, well actually one question, I am 6 weeks pregnant, I was pregnant before, but had a miscarriage at 6 weeks. Then in some act of madness I decided to try again and so here I am....The plus side, I have a baby growing, the other side I have been in the early stages (sickness stages) for ages.

Also, I am really sick of this stupid page....I will head on back to Aussie Mama in a few weeks, just after I announce to the people in my life about bubba, as I would not like them to read it on my site.

What I have eaten today...(that I shouldn't have).

A chocolate bar
A donut
A creamy yoghurty icecream thing
A handful of cashew nuts or 4
A hot chocolate or three (coffee makes me nauseous)
Some salty things....chips, crackers, salty tuna....
Lollies or candy or both
Thick warm slice of bread with real butter and hot jam....(see what a food whore I've become).
Must not eat like fat hungry cow or will become largest mammel to give birth in captivity...Also have developed aversion to weighing new 'in-baby-way' body.

Am feeling v.v.v.shitty today as have annoying offspring, demanding and know-it-all husband...and have tiny little fetus in expanding womb. Am possibly heading to Guiness Book of Records for being woman with most annoying family, yet having more children.....Also am most upset as despite constant longing am now unable to indulge in life's greatest love.....Shiraz. As result will redirect desires to refridgerator...with particular attention to chocolate drawer (as have created entire drawer dedicated only to foods with cocoa bean origin)..Will possibly rename site Aussie Chocolate.

Have been unable to write for compelling reasons.

Guess reason I was unable to attend blog for so long:

a. I was illegally imprisoned in Greek God type man's apartment
b. I was in prison for imprisoning above mentioned Greek God
c. I am pregnant and cursed with waves of sickness and ill repute
d. I was busy with uni and kids
e. All of the above

Must go now as can hear Greek God stirring in his cupboard.